Teacher Student Jokes

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Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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